Muškarci su zaduženi da vode brigu o svojim ženama, što naravno prije svega uključuje i njihovu fizičku zaštitu.
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Međutim, postoje vremena (koja su priznajemo veoma rijetka) kada žene spašavaju svoje muževe!
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Naime, jedna žena postala je prava junakinja nakon što je uspjela spasiti život svog muža kojeg su ispred dvorišta napali nepoznati muškarci.
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Kada je skupina od šest ljudi napala lokalnog novinara Abid Ali Khana ispred njegovog doma u Uttar Pradeshu u Indiji, njegova supruga je izletjela iz kuće i ‘po brzom postupku’ otjerala napadače.
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Pogledajte sami kako je sve to izgledalo:
VIC: Mujo i gatara
Dolazi Mujo kod gatare i kuca na vrata. A gatara će:
– “Ko je?”
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Mujo:
– “Čuj ko je… valjda ti gledaš u tu kuglu, zar ne vidiš ko je?”
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VIC: Biznismen
Mladi Crnogorac otvorio firmu u Beogradu. Prvi radni dan on sjedi u kancelariji kada ga sekretarica obavjestava da su dosla neka tri covjeka i da zele da ga vide. Crnogorac kaze sekretarici da ih pusti unutra a zatim uzme telefon i pocne da *prica*:
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– “Alo je li to Voja Kostunica??? O djesi, sta cinis crni voja. Bato odje: jesi mi ono zavrsia? E nek si vala svaka cast, ‘ajde cujemo se.”
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Nakon ovog razgovora Crnogorac okrenu drugi broj:
– “Bato odje! Kako si mi predsednice… sta ima sad sam se cuo sa Vojom sve je odradio. Ajd imam sad klijente cujemo se…”
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Nakon ovog razgovora Crnogorac se okrenu onoj troici:
– “Dobar dan, sta vam mogu pomoci?”
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Kad ce jedan od njih:
– “Mi smo iz telekoma, dosli smo da vam prikljucimo taj telefon.”
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VIC: Mujo u Japanu
Bio Mujo na poslovnom putu u Japanu. Tamo pokupio neku curu i cijelu noc radio posao, a ona je uzbuđeno vikala:
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– “Hasimota! Hasimota!”
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Posto Mujo, naravno nije znao ni rijec japanskog, zakljucio je da je to neki uzvik odusevljenja.
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Sutradan ujutro ode on na golf sa japanskim biznismenima. Japanac, koji je igrao prvi, na odusevljenje prisutnih ubaci lopticu iz prve. Svi aplaudiraju, a Mujo,da ispadne pametan, vikne;
– “Hasimota!”
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Japanac se unezvereno okrene i upita:
– “Kako to mislis, pogresna rupa?”
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VIC: Život sa ženom
Dođe čovjek u kafanu i kaže:
– “Dajte mi jedan viski.”
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Usluži mu konobar viski. On ga popije, pogleda u đžep i kaže:
– “Dajte još jedan.”
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Popije on viski, pogleda u džep i naruči još jedan viski. I tako 6-7 puta i ode čovijek kući. Ali konobar ga upita:
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– “Oprostite što pitam ali zanima me zašto uvijek gledate u đžep?”
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Kaže on:
– “Ja imam sliku žene u džepu i pijem dokle god mi ne poćne izgledati lijepo.”
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VIC: Hvale se vuk, lav i pile
Kaže vuk:
– “Kad ja počnem zavijati cijela šuma me se boji.”
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Kaže lav:
– “Kad ja riknem svi bježe.”
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Kaže mali pilić:
– “Kad ja dobijem hunjavicu cijeli je svijet u strahu!”
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VIC: Pametnjakovići
Hvali se Perica Ivici:
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– “Ja sa bio jako pametno dijete! Prohodao sam s 9 mjeseci.”
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Kaže njemu Ivica:
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– “Ja sam bio još pametniji! Pustio sam ih da me nose do svoje 4 godine.”
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VIC: Jesi li me vidio?
Dođe L0POV u banku i oduze im sve što je mogao oduzeti i po izlasku upita jednog čovjeka:
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– “Jesi li me vidio?”
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Čovjek:
– “Jesam.”
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I pljačkaš mu oduzme život.
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Upita drugog:
– “Jesi li me vidio?”
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On kaže:
– “Nisam, ali moja punica jeste.”
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VIC: Pronalazak 50 EURA
Perica dolazi kući i govori ocu:
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– “Tata, tata našao sam 50 EURA koje je netko izgubio.”
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Kaže tata:
– “Jesi siguran da ih je netko izgubio?”
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Kaže Perica:
– “Da! Pa gledao sam ga kako traži.”
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VIC DANA: Čepić
Dobije Haso hemoroide, ode doktoru i ovaj mu prepiše čepiće i to da stavi jedan ujutro a jedan navečer.
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Pošto je već bio tu u ordinaciji dobije jutarnju dozu uz asistenciju doktora, a kada je bilo vrijeme za večernju dozu zamoli on Fatu da mu pomogne.
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Fata uzme čepic, uhvati ga za jedno rame i gurne.
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A Haso će:
– “Jaoooooooo.”
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– “Šta je bilo Haso, zar te toliko boli?” upita Fata.
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A Haso će na to:
– “Ma nije to ženo draga, pade mi na pamet kad mi je doktor jutros stavljao čepić da me je držao za oba ramena.”