Dva muškarca u Njemačkoj istraživala su šume i polja, kada su naišli na dvije cijevi koje usred ničega vire iz zemlje.
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Ono što su otkrili je nevjerovatno.
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Nakon što su pronašli cijevi, pronašli su i ulaz.
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VIC: Kafa na balkonu
Mujo i Fata piju kafu na balkonu. Dolazi Suljo i kaze im:
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– “Šta to radite, kako vas nije sramota, pa zar ne možete to negdje unutra da vas niko ne vidi…”
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Kaže njemu Mujo:
– “Šta ti je čovjece, samo pijemo kafu.”
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Kaze Suljo:
– “E vala, kad se s vana gleda to tako ne izgleda. Hajde Mujo sidji dole a ja cu piti kafu sa Fatom pa ces vidjeti kako to izgleda kad gledas sa ulice.”
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Izadje Suljo na balkon i opali Fatu dok Mujo gleda sa ulice. Kaze Mujo:
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– “A jeste bogami Fato u pravu je Suljo, vise ne pijemo kafu na balkonu.”
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VIC: Dogovor
U rovu bila dva pe.d.e.ra na straži, i gledaju kako da odrade posao. Kaže ovaj:
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– “Jarane znaš šta ćemo, ti se drekni i pitaj ima li vode.”
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Dreknu se ovaj drugi i upita ima li vode a svi ćute ko zaliveni. Niko naravno neće da da vode i odoše oni iza linija po vodu, a ustvari da odrade ono što su htjeli.
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Svanulo jutro vratiše se oni u rov, pored njihovog mjesta sjedi starac zamalo dehidriro. Upitaše ga oni:
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– “Dedo bolan, što nisi tražio vode.”
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A on će njima:
– “Ma sinoć je jedan tražio pa su ga je.b.ali cijelu noc.”
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VIC: Bazen
Krenuo Suljo na bazen, i stigao do ulaza kad vidi Muju. Pita ga:
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– “Gdje ćes ti Mujo?”
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Kaže Mujo:
– “Ma idem kuci istjerali me s bazena!”
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Ovaj se sad čudi:
– “Što te istjeraše?”
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Mujo: – “Pišao sam u bazen i odmah me izbaciše!”
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– “Pa šta?”, kaže Suljo pa nastavi: “Svi pišaju u bazen, ne kontam što tebe izbaciše?”
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Mujo: – “Jest to jarane, al’ sam ja piš'o sa skakaonice!”
VIC: Bakica kod doktora
Došla bakica doktoru i kaže:
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– Doktore, imam problem s učestalim vjetrovima. Zapravo, i nije neki problem… Oni su potpuno bez mirisa i ispuštam ih gotovo bez ikakvog zvuka, ali svejedno bih rado da to izliječim…
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– Hm.. dobro, kaže doktor, uzmite ove tablete i dođite za 7 dana na kontrolu.
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Eto bakice za 7 dana, jako neugodna:
– Otkako sam počela da pijem tablete, vjetrovi se nisu smanjili. I dalje su bešumni, ali su počeli UŽASNO zaudarati!
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– Dobro, kaže doktor, sinuse smo pročistili, sad da vidimo šta ćemo sa vašim sluhom…
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VIC: Košarka
Igrali insekti košarku protiv lava, zirafe, lisice i vuka.
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Insekti spori i sitni, nisu postigli nijedan poen, a žirafa ih samo preskače i zakucava poene za svoj tim.
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Prođe prvo poluvrijeme, insekti gube 80:0.
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U drugom poluvremenu ulazi stonoga. Brza sa svojim silnim nogama, hitro se penje na glavu žirafe i zabija poene nevjerovatnom brzinom.
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Utakmica se uskoro završi pobjedom insekata.
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Pita trener stonogu:
– “Super ti igras, najbolja si, nego šta si radila cijelo prvo poluvreme?”
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Stonoga: – “U svlačionici, vezivala patike.”
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VIC: Komandir i njegovi policajci
Prolazi komandir ulicom i ugleda dvojicu svojih policajaca, kako su uhvatili psa, rotiraju ga i zagledaju sa svih strana.
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– “Šta to radite, kreteni?”, pita ih komandir.
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– “Ma, maloprije ovuda protrča neki klinac i viknu “E, vidi psa sa dva š/u/p/k/a “”
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VIC: Tri babe o mladosti
Pričaju 3 babe kako im je prije bilo lijepo, a sad su došla gora vremena, i kaže prva:
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– “Prije su se mogli kupiti ogromni, debeli krastavci”, i rukom slikovito pokazuje dužinu i debljinu a druga će:
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– “Joj znam, i mogao se kupiti odličan luk.” I tu rukama pokazuje kao da drži dvije velike glavice luka a treća, koja je bila malo gluha će:
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– “Ne čujem vas kako treba, al’ se dobro sjećam frajera o kojem govorite!”
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VIC: “Akcija” poslije posla
Oženio jedan čovjek zgodinu ženu i rekao joj:
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– “Uvijek kad se vratim sa posla zatrkat cu se, a ti se sagni naprijed i ja ću odmah u žestoku akciju, koliko mogu”
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Tako bi prva dva dana. Treći dan zatrkao se čovjek, žena se sagnula, ali je on umjesto da joj zabije, udari nogom i veli:
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– “TEBI DO ACKIJE, A ŠTALA GORI!”
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VIC: Kućni poslovi
Pita Mujo svoga šefa:
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– Šefe, mogu li danas da odem ranije da pomognem ženi oko poslova u kući?
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Šef: – Ne!
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Mujo: – Hvala, šefe, znao sam da mogu da se uzdam u vas.