Nesvakidašnja situacija dogodila se u dvorištu porodice Mitrović koja živi u Aranđelovcu u Srbiji.
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Tokom nevremena, grom je udario u stari hrast, poslije čega je u dvorištu odjeknuo prasak.
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Grom je pogodio stari hrast koji je bio star više od sto godina.
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Uništen je bio, ali sve do jutros Marko Mitrović nije pomjerao drvo.
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Izašao je sa motornom pilom i krenuo da siječe grane, a zatim je u korijenu drveta vidio nešto jako čudno…
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Pogledajte i podijelite video s prijateljima:
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VIC: Nasukali se Amerikanac, Francuz i Mujo…
Nasukali se Amerikanac, Francuz i Mujo na pusto ostrvo.
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Amerikanac kaže:
– Da se dogovorimo i podijelimo zadatke! Ovako, ja ću da napravim kolibu, Francuz neka ide da donese drva za vatru, a ti Mujo, idi nađi supplies (suplajs), to jest namirnice!
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Nema Muje sat, dva, cijeli dan. Amerikanac već napravio kolibu, Francuz nakupio dosta drva za vatru, zabrinuše se ova dvojica pa drugog dana krenu da ga traže, kad Mujo iskoči iz žbuna i vikne:
• Suplajssssssssss!
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VIC: 3 rakije
Dolazi tip u kafanu i naručuje 3 rakije…
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I tako danima…
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Pita ga konobar, izvini a zašto stalno 3 rakijice…?
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Imam brata jednog u Australijii, drugog u Americi i dogovorili smo se kad pijemo da pijemo svako za svakog.
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Poslije mjesec dana dolazi i taman da konobar sipa 3, a on traži 2…
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Pita konobar, izvinite da nije neki problem sa braćom kad naručujete samo dvije?
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Ma jok… Sve je ok nego sam ja prestao da pijem!
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VIC: Cigo skinhed!
Ošišao se mali cigo do glave i dođe kući pred majku:
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– Mama, mama pogledaj, ja sam sada skinhed!
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– Šta si? Dođi ‘vamo! – razvali majka maloga od batina.
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Poslije pola sata, nailazi stari i mali opet pred njega:
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– Tata, tata, vidi, ja sam sada skinhed!
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Uhvati i stari klinca, pa ga još pola sata izudara. Gleda mali ciga:
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– U majku mu, tek sam sat vremena skinhed, a već mrzim cigane!
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VIC: Perica zapitkuje
Perica: Tata, kako se brod održava na vodi?
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Tata: Ne znam, sine.
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Perica: A kako leti avion?
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Tata: Ne bih znao, sine.
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Perica: Kako slika dolazi na TV ekran?
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Tata: Stvarno ne znam, sine.
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Perica: Tata, ljutiš li se što te toliko zapitkujem?
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Tata: Ni najmanje. Kako ćeš naučiti ako ne pitaš.
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VIC: Djeca i penzija
Dođe Mujo kući i sa vrata saopštava ženi novost: „Fato, jesi li čula za novi zakon? Žena koja rodi četvoro dobija penziju!”
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Fata: „Šta veliš, penziju? A mi samo troje imamo!”
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Mujo: „Jašta bona, kasno je da pravimo četvrto. Nego, imam ja vanbračnog sina. Hoćeš da ga dovedem? To bi nam bilo četvrto.
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„Idi, dovedi ga!”, pristane Fata.
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Ode Mujo i uskoro dovede svog sina, ali kod kuće zatekne samo Fatu, pa je upita: „Bolan Fato, gdje su djeca?”
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Fata: „Došli ljudi i odveli svoje!”
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VIC: Mujo vozi šumom
Vozi se Mujo šumom kad pred njega izleti neki crveni patuljak.
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Mujo izađe i poče mu psovati sve po spisku i upita ga:
– Koji si ti?
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A patuljak odgovori:
– Ja sam crveni patuljak i ja sam gej, imaš li nešto za jesti?
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Mujo se sažalio, pa mu dao. Vozi on tako dalje i pred njega iskoči zeleni patuljak.
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Mujo njemu opet sve po spisku i upita ga:
– A koji si, pa ti?
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A patuljak odgovori:
– Ja sam zeleni patuljak i ja sam gej, imaš li nešto za popiti?
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Mujo se opet sažali, pa mu da. Vozi ti on tako dalje kad pred njega iskoči plavi patuljak.
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Mujo izađe i reče:
– Dobro, dobro. Sve znam. Ti si plavi patuljak i gej si, a šta ti sad hoćeš?
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A patuljak će:
– Vašu saobraćajnu i vozačku.
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VIC DANA: Brak
Huso i Fata, momak i cura, idu ulicom držeći se za ruke. Fata mu reče:
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– “Hodamo zajedno već trideset godina, mislim da je krajnje vrijeme da razmišljamo o braku.”
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Huso: – “Draga Fato, pa ko će nas hjeti ovakve stare?”
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VIC: Kćerka ili sin?
Došao mali Perica iz škole i za ručkom pita mamu:
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– Mama, a šta s’ ti ‘tjela – sina il’ ‘ćer?
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Mama uzdahne:
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– E moj Perice, ja sam samo ‘tjela gledat’ film…
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VIC: Izbori
Mujo, već dobrano u godinama, došepesa na biračko mjesto za izbore, zaokruži svoje i ubaci listić, pa uzme stolac i sjedne.
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Sjedi on tako već pola sata, pa ga tip iz biračkog odbora upita:
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– Jel’ stari, čekaš l’ ti nekog?
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Mujo kimne:
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– Jašta, čekam svoga oca…
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Tip se zbuni:
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– Pa dobro, možeš ga i kuć’ pričekat’, do'će on nakon što glasa?
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Mujo odmahne glavom:
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– Ma jok bolan, on t’ je rahmetli još od ‘92., al’ ćujem da redovno glasa na izborima, pa rek'o da ga tu pričekam i vidim još jedan put…