Često se desi da ljudi tvrde da su ugledali natprirodne fenomene.
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Bilo da su to čudne svjetlosti na nebu, leteći tanjiri ili drugi nepoznati objekti.
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Da li vi spadate u osobu koja vjeruje da postoje i druga živa bića izvan našeg planeta koja nas redovno posjećuju ili smatrate da je to naučna fantastika?
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Pogledajte ovaj snimak i procijenite sami…
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VIC: Vrabac na doživotnoj…
Vozi čovjek motor i slučajno naleti na vrapca u letu, udari ga i zgazi ga. Bilo mu ga žao. Stao je da vidi da li je vrabac živ, a bio je samo bez svijesti.
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Ponese ga kući i stavi ga u kavez sa malo kruha i vode. Par sati kasnije, kad se vrabac probudio, pogleda oko sebe i reče:
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– “Rešetke, kruh, voda… pa onda povika: izgleda da sam UBl0 MOTORISTU.”
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VIC: Mujo popio
Popio Mujo i u ušao tramvaj i zagleda se u ženu pored sebe:
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– “Gospođo, nisam vidio u životu ružniju ženu od vas.”
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Gospođa:
– “Ni ja nisam vidjela pij.aniju svinju od vas.”
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Mujo:
– “To je istina gospođo, ali to će mene držati samo do ujutro.”
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VIC: Vatrogasac u Njemačkoj
Bio jedan Šiptar na radu u Njemačkoj i radio tamo kao vatrogasac.
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Jednog dana je imao slučaj velikog požara na jednoj zgradi i on reče drugom vatrogascu da mu baca žive ljude sa zgrade, a on će ih dole hvatati.
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I vatrogasac mu bacao jednu po jednu osobu, ovaj prihvata. U jednom momentu baci mu crnca, a ovaj dole ništa, crnac puče i razlijepi se.
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– “Što nisi uhvatio ovog?”
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– “Pa rekao sam ti da mi bacaš samo žive ljude, ne ove izgorjele.”
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VIC: Šmrc, šmrc!
Ivica sjedi pred svojom kućom i plače. Prolazi neka gospođa i upita ga:
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– “Ivice, zašto plačeš?”
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Ivica odgovori:
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– “Moj se tata čekićem lupio po prstu, šmrc!”
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Gospođa ga začuđeno pogleda te ga opet upita:
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– “A zašto onda ti plačeš?”
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– “U početku sam se smijao”, odgovori Ivica.
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VIC: Problem
Žena dolazi kod ljekara i kaže:
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– Imam ozbiljan problem s mojim mužem.
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Ljekar: – Recite slobodno!
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Žena: – Kad god smo u krevetu, i kad je moj muž na vrhuncu, on tako glasno mumlja i vrišti da mi to stvarno smeta.
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Ljekar: – Ah, ali vi biste samo drugačije trebali gledati na to. Trebali biste smatrati to komplimentom!
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Žena: – Da, ali to me skoro uvijek probudi…
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VIC: Žena
Sin pita oca:
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– Je li istina da u nekim dijelovima Afrike muškarac ne upozna ženu sve dok je ne oženi?
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Otac: – Tako ti je, sine moj, u svim zemljama.
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VIC: Lijekovi
Pitala učiteljica učenike u školi da nabroje lijekove koje znaju i za što služe. Javio se jedan i kaže:
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– “Andol, služi za prehladu.”
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Javi se drugi:
– “Brufen – kad bole leđa.”
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Kaže treći:
– “Viagra – za proljev.”
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Učiteljica zaćuđeno pita:
– “Kako za proljev, pobogu?!”
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Mali odgovori:
– “Kod nas mama uvijek govori ocu: Popij tu viagru vec jednom, mozda ti se to g0vno stvrdne.”